Legend of the Almighty Tech; A #Baddertech Bro-Ship.

Updated: Mar 14

My true thoughts and feelings regarding the #Baddertech can be expressed succinctly, through the words of Earl Woods, announcing Tiger to the Pro Golf world:


"My heart filled with so much joy when I realized, that this young-" (#Baddertech) "was going to help so many people. This is my treasure: please accept it and use it wisely,"

know what I'm saying? And the #baddertech will


"bring to the world a humanitarianism that has never been known before." -Earl Woods


Whew, that wasn't over-the-top was it?

Who else saw the HBO series about Tiger, or saw the preview run a thousand times with his dad saying the above in a profoundly, disturbed way?



I am joking completely, I assure you. But knowing the satisfaction it brought me, I knew the #baddertech would make many others extremely happy, but was surprised by how fast it spread.



The Ideal look of Fresh Press Rosin properly stored cold.


When I first wrote that quote down a few months back I thought it was funny, in a ridiculous way, but shockingly, I'm finding more and more truth to the statement. Enough truth to change this entire start and write about sharing instead. The #baddertech is a tool every hash rosin smoker should know by now, passed along, read about, and shared freely to others. Putting a hashtag and a name to the tech is simply, the best way to help others. If you don't like to help others, as is so often the case, then feel free not to use the hashtag.



Putting a hashtag and a name to the tech is simply, the best way to help others. If you don't like to help others, as is so often the case, then feel free not to use the hashtag.


But, before I go on,


ALLOW ME TO CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP



The #Baddertech IS:

  1. for CONSUMERS.

  2. for FRESH PRESS style ROSIN (that is no longer semi-clear and "fresh")

  3. a tool to use "as needed," but not necessarily preferred.


The #Baddertech is NOT:

  1. Whipping, Stirring, or Mixing fresh, fresh press rosin or hash rosin badder.

  2. for cold -cure rosin (Although it works, and works well, most forms of agitation will work just fine on cold-cure badder).

  3. Desired - It saves dry hash, but I want my hash fresh and clear.

  4. taking claim for anything on the production end (rosin badder or cold-cure badder).



The #baddertech is designed for the consumer. It has helped with bigger jars but is meant as a trick to save single-gram jars of dry, fresh press hash rosin. A new jar of rosin that has already buddered, is a long way from the semi-transparent, soft-gooey rosin everyone expects to see.



Fresh, Fresh-Press Rosin pulled from the jar. @schackowsolventless

Once rosin is dry and buddered, any other method will cause the gram to crumble to pieces, rapidly accelerating the loss of moisture and declining in quality.



Dry or Buddered Hash Rosin


Condensing the hash rosin together first, and carefully kneading over the surface (aka #baddertech), will transform dried out fresh press into a wet, shiny, "cold-cure-style" badder, which no longer requires refrigeration and will remain a stable consistency.



Post #baddertech when clear liquid terpenes are sweating from the rosin.


For many who cannot afford numerous grams, the #baddertech is the quick, easy, solution to a dry jar. A solution that turns angry customers ready to return their product (myself included), into a fan of the tech and the hash. It's a win-win for all involved, and several producers are on board.



The Imitators


Despite pitching the #baddertech to 710 last August, I was confused why they hadn't shared it already. They all came looking and asking about it last year. It's obvious now, they cared more about saying "fuck off" to me, than they did about helping the core of their customers. This was a major aspect, leading me to write my first critical article, but I left this point out, as to not appear self-serving. Their swift no was a clear indicator of their ego and priority.


Not that there was any need to pitch the idea. For well over a year, there have been numerous daily posts, including their tag, my tag, and the #baddertech hashtags. It was something they couldn't avoid, yet totally ignored. This refusal to help fans was right in-line with the "hair-in-rosin" fiasco, which took months for me to receive replacements, while receiving lots of company scorn. I could just imagine how they treated so many others. Their feed was full of complaints and hundreds, if not thousands, would have been so relieved to learn how to handle their "Sahara Desert of dried-up hash rosins".


So, it came as no surprise when they tried to sneak one by last week, explaining the tech without mention. I'd been waiting for that to happen and expected nothing less. Pure imitation at it's finest. At least the post was instantly littered with #baddertech comments you can "see" here.




Fresh Press Preferred

While I enjoy the wet looking cold-cure badders, nothing can compare with fresh press live rosin. It is the least manipulated of all rosin consistencies and the most telling of a grower and hash makers skill in their craft. The problem with fresh-press rosin is the need for constant refrigeration and the inevitable point where the rosin hardens or budders. The #baddertech solves this problem entirely, allowing me to experience the fresh press rosin through the buddering stage, and turning it back to a perfect style of cold cure badder once it hardens. The #baddertech lets you experience the best of both worlds from fresh press hash rosin products.


Tons of Love

Hundreds have come to me overjoyed with the amazing and unexpected results. Not exactly easy to accomplish, there are ways to mess it up. Most figure it out from the article, but every now and then I'll get someone who needs to be talked through it a few times. These are the ones who have never made a woman orgasm, I deduce. It's all about the touch.


Best of Both Worlds

With the #Baddertech in my back pocket, I can take a few gooey globs of fresh rosin and then decide if I want it to budder and use the #baddertech. As is the case with most Papas Select, they're incredible when clear and fresh and rarely require the #baddertech. But for all those indoor grams that budder in minutes, the tech is vital. The same is true for all the out-of-staters.



Everyone knows the one company who's fans are most in need of the #baddertech and yet, they were unwilling to communicate it to their fans, despite plenty of their employees using it. The companies that appreciate and are grateful for the tech, are those making impeccable hash and rosin, where the tech is rarely required. Go figure-



Interesting Aspect


I've found the #baddertech to have more in common with producers methods than I thought. In a recent conversation with @weedlivetv, I heard more about the process of cold-curing hash rosin and heard numerous similarities in the process. By pressing or condensing the hash rosin in the cold-cure, air trapped inside is released, causing liquid terpenes to rise and sit on the surface. Accomplishing this texture on a single gram of dry rosin is difficult, but the #baddertech makes it possible.



State of the Industry


While much of my time away from cannabis was forced, there was plenty of me that simply wanted nothing to do with the scene. Having experienced recreational cannabis nine years earlier in Colorado, the industry immediately shot for the stars, rapper weed, and the rest.

It has already become an incredibly consumer-based culture, with everyone racing for more.


These are the same self-serving attitudes, which resulted in nearly 80 years of absurdist Prohibition, that we are still unable to overcome. The Vile Maxim, "all for myself and nothing for anyone else," radiates from much of the community. Rather than sharing the tech, many want to change the focus. Weed quickly went from helping others, to a crazy consumer good. The vile maxim dominates every phase of life and cannabis is the one area where we can prevent this. Or try to.


Give the tech, share the tech, respect the tech; It's the fucking #baddertech.



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